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Just minutes after the announcement of an endorsement deal between LeBron James and McDonald's, Shaquille O'Neal was already asking LeBron to share what he felt would be unlimited, immediate access to the fast food chain's entire menu.

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With the Pro Bowl creeping closer and closer, Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme is hopeful about ten more quarterbacks announce their intentions to skip the game, opening up a roster spot for him alongside the game's best.

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Despite the Vikings season having just ended, and her husband in need of physical and mental rest, Brett Favre's wife Deanna has imposed a deadline for him to take out the trash. She says she's very supportive of his desire to relax and clear his head, but would like him to assist with simple household chores as his lack of action is starting to affect the lives of others.

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Bobby C. Payner of New Orleans, 43, was nearing his breaking point, and felt he didn't have much left to live for. But after the Saints pulled off the awe inspiring feat of winning an important football game, he has decided to finally rebuild his life, and his home.

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Several weeks of uncontrolled, lengthy binges on Double Stuf Oreos have left Giants quarterback Eli Manning sixty pounds overweight. Manning had been training for an upcoming Double Stuf race by eating absurd amounts of Oreo cookies on a daily basis.

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Brooks Sullivan, a 33-year-old casual NBA fan from Benton City, Missouri, is pretty sure he's heard of the guys that will be participating in the slam dunk contest. He's not one hundred percent sure, but he's almost positive.

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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has announced that he will be retaining the hot seat for head coach Wade Phillips next season. Jones says he has every intention of motivating Phillips with continued use of the hot seat, intimidation, as well as any other method he deems fit.